[Slam Dunk] Ficlet: Sock It To Me

[flonnebonne]

For juin, for guessing one of my fics correctly in blind_go round 1 yadda yadda yadda. She requested RuHana and old socks. Some minor changes from the original version.

Sock It To Me

"Oi, kitsune! Your stupid socks have holes in them."

Rukawa didn't even look up. He was busy taking off his right shoe.

"How old are they? Did your father used to wear them?"

Rukawa took off his left shoe.

"Ever thought about throwing them away? Make the world a happier place?"
 
Rukawa put his shoes in his locker.

"I bet they smell like rotten eggs. 'Cause your feet smell like rotten eggs, get it? Ha ha ha ha ha!"

Rukawa pushed Sakuragi's face away so he could rummage around in his locker.

"Have you checked for mold? I heard a guy got castrated for foot fungus once."

Rukawa took out his shower kit.

"Or maybe he got, you know, amp-yoo-tated. Yeah, that's it."

Rukawa put his shower kit on the bench.

"You suck at basketball now, but you would suck even more without your feet."

Rukawa sat down on the bench and pulled off his right sock.

"Not that I need you to get amp-yoo-tated for me to beat your ass.

Rukawa pulled off his left sock.

"Speaking of ass, you wanna--"

Rukawa stuffed his socks into Sakuragi's big, ugly mouth.

"MmmfFFfhfhfhgghhhmmgff!!!"

Rukawa grabbed his shower kit.

"Mffggmffuuuff your stupid socks in my mouth, asshole!"

Rukawa said without turning around: "I threw them in the garbage like you told me to."

Even as Sakuragi punched him, Rukawa felt like he was making the world a happier place.

Comments

[harumi.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO

You got their relationship down to a T. It's perfect. OMG I can't stop laughing. Hee hee, I never knew you were a SlamDunk fan. *_*

[flonnebonne]

Thank you! I love Sakuragi and Rukawa's relationship...they're both such dumbasses. <;

Slam Dunk is probably my second favorite manga after HnG! I love it to pieces. I wrote a few things for it in the past, but most of my SD stores are only on my FF.net account. Feel free to take a look, but don't feel obliged to. :)

[juin.livejournal.com]

I think I also find Rukawa more fun to write. Which is weird, because Sakuragi is, y'know, fun (and Rukawa kind of isn't).

[flonnebonne]

True, but Rukawa is weird. The more interesting lines pop into my head when I'm writing Rukawa.

[ungalad.livejournal.com]

Kyaaaaaa~! Rukawa and Hanamichi!! *makes the Rukawa&Hanamichi dance ♪♫♪* It was really funny, thanks for sharing it with us!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[flonnebonne]

Yay! Glad you liked!

But more importantly...how did you make those music notes????

[ungalad.livejournal.com]

I copy-pasted them from word XDDD I do the same with the hearts. ^_^U

[flonnebonne]

Awww, I was hoping there was some uber-secret coding that you could let me in on. Pooh!