Rec me some hot Teddy luvin'!!!!!!!11

[flonnebonne]

I totally don't have time for this right now but can anyone recommend fics centered on Teddy Ruxpin Lupin?

Is there such a thing as Teddy Ruxpin fics?

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[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

This is one of my favorite all-time HP fics, to be honest.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3688609/1/A_Little_More_Time

[flonnebonne]

Read the first two chapters and it's fantastic. Thank you so much!

(I love how up-front the author is about resurrecting characters.)

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

(I'll admit, this fic allowed me to somewhat forgive JKR for what she did to Lupin and Tonks. It was that good.)

[fyredancer.livejournal.com]

If there was Teddy Ruxpin fic I might cry. But remember internet rule #34.

[flonnebonne]

"Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject."

I had no idea that there was a rule for it!

I googled "teddy ruxpin porn" and "teddy ruxpin fanfic" but came up with nothing! Rule 34 fails me.

[fyredancer.livejournal.com]

OH HAPPY DAY

CALLOO, CALLAY

[flonnebonne]

Y'ALL BETTER BE RESPECTING THE RULE #34 THAR SONNY.


"Oh Teddy," moaned little Jamie. "Your tape deck is wide open just for me, isn't it."

"Please insert a tape into me!" Teddy Ruxpin chirped at him enticingly.

And then Jamie did pornish things with his toy and ruined everyone's childhood in an icky sexually explicit way.

FIN

[love]

TEDDY RUXPIN! Natsukashii...

[flonnebonne]

But I kind of find Teddy Ruxpin disturbing nowadays, don't you">?

[love]

That wasn't very disturbing. ^_^

[flonnebonne]

But it came alive! When it was hit by lightning! DON'T YOU YOUNG 'UNS GET SCARED BY ANYTHING NOWADAYS?

[love]

But it was Teddy Ruxpin. He's such a sweet thing! ♥ *still remembers the theme song*

[troisroyaumes]

You've probably seen this fic already but in case you haven't: The Rules of Being a Godson by sam_storyteller

[flonnebonne]

Haven't seen that before! Thanks for the rec! :)

[lucathia]

How about Teddy Lupin and the Forest Guard by fernwithy? First year Teddy fic. There are sequels that cover third and fifth year as well (all linked here).

[flonnebonne]

Thank you! Will check it out as soon as I have a bit more time on my hands. :)