flonnebonne | No, this is not an April Fool's Joke, my time zone is so over that.

My new favorite verb is eraburu, which means "to act as if one's shit doesn't stink."

偉ぶる【えらぶる】 (v5r) to act as if one's shit doesn't stink (source: the ever-respectable WWWJDIC)

Lame example:
偉ぶりましてください！ (Please act as if your shit doesn't stink!)

I just wish it were a type 2 verb so it would be easier to conjugate.

Japanese is so weird.

(P.S. This post was designed to make it look like I know way more Japanese than I do.)

(P.P.S. This post was also designed to use a lot of parentheses.)