Attention all Canadians! And anyone else who gives a crap!

[flonnebonne]

Gacked from ukefied:

Jean Cretien's LJ!

Sample:

OLYMPICS? Je donne ma langue au poisson-chat!!!
"Yaayyy! I'm so EXCITED I can hardly............uh....did you just SLAP me on da BACK, you drunken baboon? Let's get one ting straight. Don't touch Jean. You don't EVER touch JEAN!"

I tink dat CAMPBELL guy, he looks like da MAN FROM GLAD. Frankly I tink he would be bedder off selling garbage bags.

Hanyway, I'm really excited dat Vancouver got da 2010 Olympics! It's very exciting to have da Olympic games so close to Canada!

(Okay, now send in da Mounting guys to arrest Campbell. I tink his blood halcolol levels are up again.)



...If you're from Vancouver, like me, this particular entry is hilarious.

Comments

[zoesque.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA FOR THE WIN.

Goddamn 2010 Olympics. Swear to god, if I lose my 351 bus to the stupid new Skytrain line, someone will DIE.

Also, Harper makes me miss Chretien SO BAD. At least when Chretien was saying retarded things, no one could understand him. XD

[ukefied.livejournal.com]

I miss Jean like mad. He was the perfect leader, if for no other reason than the fact that our official langauges are English and French, and Jean speaks neither one. XD

(If you're from Montreal, like me, Jean is Comedy+100. XDD)