[Lord of the Rings] Fic: Nine Ways to Kill a Fellowship, Part 5

Title: Nine Ways to Kill a Fellowship (Part 5 of 9)
Fandom: Lord of the Rings (bookverse, mainly)
Characters: Lots.
Genre: Comedy.
Spoilers: The Fellowship of the Ring and The Two Towers
Summary: If the Quest to destroy the One Ring is so darn dangerous, how come hardly any of the Fellowship die? Here's what should have happened. [On-going]
Previous parts: Archived at my fanfiction.net account

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