Halloween observations (late, I know)

1. If you ever want to shoot someone, do it on Halloween night. Everyone will assume it's a firecracker going off. I just heard a gunshot-like sound go off in my neighborhood and don't care, three days after Halloween.

Oop, there it goes again.


2. If you like revving a chainsaw or walking around with a knife, you can do it openly on Halloween. Just wear a mask and there's your costume.


3. This is kind of disturbing.


4. Also, if you scream no will will come to rescue you. They'll just think you're having a really good time or your house got egged or something.