[Hunter x Hunter] Kurapika is Dead (Long Live Everyone Else)

Title: Kurapika is Dead (Long Live Everyone Else)
Fandom: Hunter x Hunter
Characters: Everybody but Kurapika
Genre: Humour.
Wordcount: 854
Summary: ...Leorio kills Kurapika with sex. No, really.  
Note: I wrote this a looooong time ago for the trailmapping fic exchange and forgot to post it on my own journal!

( Leorio burst into the room and also burst into tears, but did not burst into song. )